If you see this man, please hit him with your car.

There’s a reason Bo Bice’s new CD is only being released at Wal-Mart; because only the “special” people they have as greeters are stupid enough to buy it. Ask yourself this question: have you ever thought to yourself, “Man, I really want that Bo Bice CD!” Did you answer “yes?” Congratulations, you’re “gifted!”

One track off his new album is cleverly titled “Sinner In A Sin.” Really Bo? Since when did you join an unsuccessful goth metal band? Ugh, I sat here for like 10 minutes trying to think of a compliment, something nice to say about this new…music? I couldn’t, the only nice thing I can say about Bo Bice is that he has nice hair and I am sure he can hold his own in a bar fight. Sadly, the only reason anyone would start a fight with him would be to mock this lame attempt at an album.

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Listen dude, if you like Bo Bice, there’s no way you’re figuring out “dat cray-zee internets”

Sounds like
Failure.

LISTEN TO IT WHEN
Huffing paint thinner in high school finally catches up to you.