1) The overly clingy situation
Next time you’re making out with a stranger, pull away and whisper in his or her ear “I only kiss people I love.”

2) The too much information on a first meeting situation
“Hi my name is Jennifer. I’m scarred with emotional baggage after just getting out of a relationship and now I’m thinking about women. What’s your name?”

3) The Facebook message situation
Facebook message someone the morning after a hookup 30 minutes after you leave his or her room. “I had a lovely time last night. I really felt a connection. I hope you felt it too. I’ll call you in 10 minutes.”

4) The asshole handshake situation
Next time someone you don’t know very well goes in for the courtesy hug, stick your hand out for a handshake, look at them and go “Whoa man, whoa.”

5) The celibate situation
The day after having sex with someone for the first time, look longingly into their eyes and tell them that you’re thinking of becoming a priest.

6) The pregnant situation
Go up to the most self-conscious, nervous-looking girl in the bar and say “You really shouldn’t be drinking if you’re pregnant.”

7) The diet situation
Next time someone offers you a rum and diet, respond with, “Do I look like I need to be drinking diet? Are you calling me fat?” Start crying uncontrollably.

8) The drunk hookup situation
Next time you wake up next to someone you hooked up with for the first time, exclaim, “God I was so drunk last night, I would’ve made out with anyone!”

9) The germaphobe situation
After shaking hands with someone, take out a little bottle of hand sanitizer and blatantly make a disgusted face at your new friend while scrubbing away.

10) The sex break situation
When you know your roommate is having sex, walk in and casually ask him/her where the remote is.