10). Starbucks Overdose
Caramel Mocha Whipped Choco-Steamed Latte Frappedeliciousness, (timed right before final exams, of course) would be a sweet way to go. The view from sugar heaven is good, bitch.

9). In the Playboy Grotto:
Even if you�re not into women, you�re just lying to yourself if you think you don�t have a crush on Kendra, Holly and/or Bridget. Plus: boobs.

8). Drunk-eating a cheeseburger with David Hasselhoff:
There is no way Mama Cass enjoyed her last meal as much as you will when the Hoff is serenading you with Jump In My Car.

7). Sex While on an African Safari:
Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

6). Guest-starring on a Saved by the Bell Reunion Episode:
It�s a little known fact that the Slater-style chair flip can be fatal.

5). Sex on Top of Mount Everest:
As long as your naughty bits are frostbite-free, you�ll hold the world record for most body heat generated at the world�s highest altitude.

4.) During a One-on-One game with Michael Jordan:
Bury me in my Hanes.

3). Sex with Michael Jordan after said One-on-One game:
Insert your own Ballpark Frank joke here. If you are a man, yes, it is acceptable to let MJ sex you.

2). Taste-testing the new type of alcohol you�ve invented:
If you made it right, you�ll soon be joined by the party boys and girls who�ve tried it too for an eternal rager [most likely in Hell].

1). Sex While Skydiving:
Your legacy will leave a lot of virginal scientists recalculating the laws of gravity. And you think people get pissed when they get bird poop in their hair�