Note: These are real inventions

10. Fireproof cigarettes
I mean, do you want to smoke them or not? Does it even count as smoking anymore? Isn't it just sucking on cylindrical paper?

9. Black highlighter
I liked it better when it was called "crossing things out." Who gave this man a patent?

8. Screen door on a submarine
That's almost as bad as the unsinkable submarine. Like, there's really no need to keep the bugs out.

7. See-through body bags
Just because you're a sick bastard doesn't mean everyone else wants to see a dead, pale, deformed, bloody corpse.

6. Solar-powered flashlight
Cuz ya know...I typically need my flashlight in the sun, too. Light from the 11,000 degree sun isn't quite cutting it. Retard.

5. Inflatable anchor
Inflatables totally work the same as the iron ones, right? Plus they're easier to store. I know I always have problems deciding where to put my anchor.

4. Glow in the dark combat uniform
Do you want to die? Unless you're fighting a war on a star in a far away galaxy, you're going to be pretty easy to spot.

3. Dehydrated water
Aww did dehydrated water have a rough soccer practice? WTF. This is retarded and if you are annoying enough to purchase this then I recommend adding water to it so it becomes...water.

2. Pedal-powdered wheelchair
Yeah...most people in wheelchairs have perfectly good use of their legs and/or feet. Whoops.

1. Braille driver's manual
I pray to God that no one has ever, ever used this. And I hope for the sake of our children and our children's children that this manual will not become a hot item in the future. What a bad use of dots.