





You know what flew out the door with the 90s as fast as grunge did? Piercings.
By Chili MotorboatEveryone knows somebody who's brother's friend's cousin got a DUI on his Schwinn two summers ago, but is this just a load of crap or should we leave the balance act to our feet?
By Timothy J. Fiscella
Who owns the road? Drivers or pedestrians?
By speed racer &old man jenkinsIt's Sunday night and you're stuck in the library taking care of everything you've been putting off for a week. Have no fear, here are some tips on making the best of what's around...

Been drinking and got pulled over? Don't do anything stupid! Here's everything you need to know about how to act, written by a real lawyer.
By Timothy J. Fiscella
Look - this isn't freshman year of high school. If you are still playing your "I was too drunk," card you've got a lot to learn. But don't worry, Howard has some advice on how to play off your drunkenness like a champ, not a chump.
For approximately two weeks I was the proud owner of a brand new bicycle I had coined, “Swift Sally.” One Wednesday evening, however, everything changed when, between the hours of 9 p.m., and 5 a.m. Central Standard Time, an unknown assailant ripped her from her bike lock (leaving the lock intact) and took her from her beloved home.
By Danyel
Obviously you shouldn't do any of these...wink wink.
By Danyel
Guns, handcuffs, sirens...what's not to love about being a cop? Oh yeah, sometimes true assholes decide to join the force so they can become bullies and pick on college kids. Don't believe me, read on...
We know that we should be pricing airfare for a bowl in some warm sunny location, but sadly it is not to be. So it leads one to wonder, what happened exactly to our once mighty football machine? When did we become the running joke of the Big Ten?
By Samson