





You know what flew out the door with the 90s as fast as grunge did? Piercings.
By Chili Motorboat
First made and produced in London, Gordon’s Gin is of a fine quality. In fact, if you were to ask Gordon’s Gin, they would probably tell you that it was the dog’s bollocks and the rest were shite.
By The Booze News
Been drinking and got pulled over? Don't do anything stupid! Here's everything you need to know about how to act, written by a real lawyer.
By Timothy J. Fiscella
Look - this isn't freshman year of high school. If you are still playing your "I was too drunk," card you've got a lot to learn. But don't worry, Howard has some advice on how to play off your drunkenness like a champ, not a chump.
For approximately two weeks I was the proud owner of a brand new bicycle I had coined, “Swift Sally.” One Wednesday evening, however, everything changed when, between the hours of 9 p.m., and 5 a.m. Central Standard Time, an unknown assailant ripped her from her bike lock (leaving the lock intact) and took her from her beloved home.
By Danyel
Obviously you shouldn't do any of these...wink wink.
By Danyel
During the school year, a short walk across the quad gets you to your favorite bar or that big house party. But when you’re at home for the summer, meeting up with old high school friends and hitting the townie bars often requires driving...
By Timothy J. Fiscella
Guns, handcuffs, sirens...what's not to love about being a cop? Oh yeah, sometimes true assholes decide to join the force so they can become bullies and pick on college kids. Don't believe me, read on...
We know that we should be pricing airfare for a bowl in some warm sunny location, but sadly it is not to be. So it leads one to wonder, what happened exactly to our once mighty football machine? When did we become the running joke of the Big Ten?
By Samson
If all goes well, it's going to be legal to smoke weeeeeeeeeed in Urbana. Yeah, we thought that was cool too...
By The Booze News